Entry #2

Boiled eggs make a great weapon/ replacement for lost bouncy ball. Managed to complete nocturnal mission into enemy territory 3 nights in a row now. Was taken to an event last night called "fireworks". Pretended not to be amused, but I couldn't help dancing to the live band. Also was allowed access to a wonderful substance known only as "pop its". Today mom is going to work on my "baby book". Though I've tried destroying it many a time, she persists with these attempts to glorify my younger, more feeble days. Will report back on that later.